Posted 6 days ago

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.

“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”

“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”

“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

Posted 6 days ago
the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

Posted 6 days ago
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Posted 6 days ago

toolers:

slimgiltsoul:

There’s no such thing as “perfect.” You’re beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections you can do anything.

bathtub barracuda only spoke the truth

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
jamjars:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

hahahhahahah

jamjars:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

hahahhahahah

Posted 1 week ago

ex0skeletal:

Nothing ruins my life more than seeing a cute dog I cannot pet.

Posted 1 week ago

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

Posted 1 week ago

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

(Source: bzfd.it)

Posted 1 week ago

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Posted 1 week ago

thursdayplaid:

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

I really hope no one’s answered this for you yet, I saw this and got so excited that my obscure knowledge base might come into use.  I had to stretch a few flowers so to speak but Victorian flower language allows for alteration in meaning depending on colour, fruit, flower, bud, steam, leaves and thorns, so I didn’t feel I was too far out of line.  This message would work best as two bouquets bound together.  First red Nasturtium with no leaves (red denotes a leader, the nasturtium a patriot) mixed with white or red Mask Flowers (rebellion, red if you want to emphasize fighting, white martyrdom) around Cypress (death).  Then Chick weed (rendezvous) and Blue Convolvulus (night) surrounded by eight White Popular Leaves (symbolises the time: eight), Yellow Iris (flame, and a flower that grows by rivers) and Yellow Prarie Dock Flowers (this was closest I could find to docks)and one large Tomato Leaf, all bound in Dogwood Bark.  Dogwood represents deceit, but as far as I could find the bark wasn’t used symbolically, and as you referred to the dog instead of a dog, I thought it was likely the pun should be a dead giveaway.  

So there’s your rebel message!

(Source: cephalodogs)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
riana-ravenclaw:

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

so i guess we are ignoring the cereal box

riana-ravenclaw:

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

so i guess we are ignoring the cereal box

(Source: my-eyes-open)

Posted 1 week ago

fashion-runways:

RAMI KADI Un Souffle d’Orient Collection