May 2013
best-of-funny:
leeeeverett:
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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scienceing:
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
treeyonce:
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
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sodamnrelatable:
basedgosh:
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
cristinaya:
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
April 2013
daisyispotter-wholocked:
cutiebatch:
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March 2013
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I...
